Welcome to my New Home!

I have moved back to my birthplace - a town of about 1800 in rural New Brunswick, Canada.

I have been gone for 20 years working in various cities, but not a lot has changed around here. People still leave their keys in their cars and their front doors unlocked...people still walk into your house without knocking and help themselves to a cup of coffee....and neighbors are both nosey AND some of the most helpful and wholesome folks you will ever find!

I am not sure if I will fit in here. I am used to "breakfast, lunch and dinner", not "breakfast, dinner and supper" which leads to all kinds of confusion when my friends show up at noon for a meal I was making at 6pm. I am also used to wearing $100 Lululemon yoga pants not $15 WalMart specials. (Not that there is anything wrong with WalMart!).

I have a convertible, which is completely inappropriate for a town that has snow 6 months of the year. I loved it when the old-timers would say, half-smiling, "So, you gonna be driving that car this winter?" like I might have just fell off the turnip truck the night before. I'd make my big blue eyes as big as I could as I would sweetly reply "Do you think I could....?"

Well, I WILL adjust, I WILL! One way or another, I want to be part of this town. I want to "be the me I was when I was child", not the one I created while living in the city.

So, let me share my experiences with you, as I adjust to this new, but old, environment.


Friday, December 2, 2011

Who Let the Dog Out?

I have a new boyfriend and he introduced me to a new hobby. I don't think he minds if I write something about him in my blog, as long as the big, tough, men that he works with don't tease him about what I write. So, I will refrain from writing anything that could get him teased. Geesh. Where's no fun in that?

The new boyfriend...(let's call him by his name!), Greg, introduced me to his favorite hobby, which he has been doing for many years. It is a relatively inexpensive hobby. It only requires one (preferably)  big tool, and you can do it almost anywhere. You can do it while you are alone, or in a group. Actually, it would probably be more fun to do it in a group, although so far Greg and I have only done it together. One evening his buddy and his buddy's girlfriend said they would be interested in doing it with us, so we are considering including them at some point. But first, I think I have to develop a bit more confidence, before I do it with others around.

We have been doing it a lot in Beaconsfield, which is about 7 miles from town...the back-woods area where I grew up. It is quite a good spot to do it, because it is really remote and there is very little traffic, so we can do it by the roadside, beside the farmhouse where I grew up, under a tree in an apple orchard, and even at the abandoned farmhouses near my family's. Mostly we do it on the week-ends or maybe right after work.

Sometimes when we are doing metal-detecting, we find some interesting stuff. Like a 1895 penny (worth about a dollar) or a piece of jewellery which turns out to be gold-plated and is worth absolutely nothing, but is still cool to dig up out of the ground, clean it off, and see what it is. It is also cool to imagine who might have owned that coin or that jewellery, and how they could have lost it. Did they lose the ring under the apply tree when they were picking apples, or was there a little somethin'-somethin'-else going on under the apple tree? We also start to imagine who lived in those old farmhouses a hundred years ago, and how it must have felt to be living in such a remote area, miles from town, with the wind howling through the trees and the moose and deer and coyotes in the woods nearby.

The most interesting thing we found while metal-detecting was a dog. Two days ago, we seemed compelled to go out in the pouring rain to metal-detect, which is unusual behaviour to be sure. We arrived at our destination and it was raining cats and dogs. In fact, when the rain finally let up, and we went to the porch of an abandoned farmhouse, there was a whole dog laying on the porch. When it was raining cats and dogs, this one must have fallen through the dilapidated roof and onto the porch.

It had porcupine quills in its nose, but it was so happy to see us and wagged his tail when Greg petted him. Then the dog slowly crept over into a pile of old papers and layed down...to die?!?!?? I went to my cousin's place and got it some food and water. It ate so fast, and when it was done, I could see blood on the porch from where the porcupine quills drove into its face. Greg and I had to leave the dog there overnight, as we both live in apartments and do not have a place to keep a dog.

The next morning (after we had lost sleep worrying about the dog), Greg went to work, and I was on the phone with Duane Wortman who owns the store Duane's Furniture Store in Woodstock, about 40 minutes away. Duane's guys were going to make a delivery to Greg's place later that day, and I told him I needed to know the exact time as I needed to go out into no-cell-service-territory to rescue a dog. So I told Duane the dog story, and asked him what I should do. He gave me the name of someone on the Board of Directors of the local SPCA. As we were on the phone, Duane said, "You are not going to believe this, but another lady from the SPCA is on the other line". He took a call from Colleen McClusky, told her my story, and within minutes she phoned me. Colleen told me not to leave my place to feed the dog yet, as she wanted to get in touch with the Manager at the SPCA. Within another few minutes, Avis, the manager from the Carleton County Animal Shelter called me. She told me to expect a call from someone who would come and get the dog. Winin a few more minutes, Lyndsey phoned me from the SPCA. Within 2 hours, I was handing over the nice black dog to Lyndsey. I had been able to go back to the abandoned farmhouse, feed the doggy some more food and water, put a leash on him and walk him to my car. Doggy jumped in the back seat, porcupine quills and all, and went for a drive with me to meet Lyndsey where the highway meets the middle of know-where.

I want to thank Duane Wortman,  Colleen McClusky, Avis, and Lyndsey for being so responsive and helpful. I work with a lot of nonprofit groups, and I have not seen a bunch of people who are so eager to help and to get 'er done!

Lucky is well-behaved, didn't bark, even though I am sure he was in pain, wanted to cuddle with me in the car, let me lead him around with a leash, likes walks, and loves being petted.

If his owners are not found by Tuesday of next week, he can be adopted at the Debec Animal Shelter. Call them at 506-277-1104.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

11 Things I am Thankful For

I know I do not live in the USA, but I live CLOSE to the USA, so in honor of Thanksgiving, I have written about what I am thankful for. I have not included the ho-hum things I am thankful for, like friends, family and my health. That is a given that I am thankful for those things!

Top 11 Things I am Thankful For (in no particular order)

1. QTips - I hate wet ears!
2. My feet are size 7 instead of children's size 2 like my sister Pam's
3. That there are 2 people in the world who want to see me every day. At least until they get sick of me and begin praying I get kidnapped by aliens
4. That I am not a turkey in the USA today
5. That someone invented bandaids. I Love bandaids. I don\t even need the name brand ones. Generic, no-name, ones with little cowboys on them. Love them all.
6. That on Wednesdays you can get homemade corn chowder and a roll for $4 at Lewis's Pharmacy up the street
7. That I have a voice and I (mostly) use it appropriately
8. That I am not (too) judgemental
9. That I don't see ghosts like several other people I know!
10. Nobody has written a letter and put me on the show "Canada's Worst Driver" or "What Not to Wear" or "Jerry Springer".
11. That I have never gotten sprayed by a skunk, bitten by poisonness snake, or crawled on by a tarantula. That might seem like 3 things to be thankful for, but I suppose I can roll them under 1 category called "That I have not been attacked by wild animals"


Now tell me something you are thankful for. Pretty, please?

Monday, November 21, 2011

Oh, Deer!

So my friend Angela and I decide to take a quick trip to the Falls. No, not "Niagara Falls", where more than 168,000 cubic m (6 million cubic ft) of water go over the crestline of the falls every minute during peak daytime tourist hours. I mean "Grand Falls", which is kind of like the P-A's nearest bit of civilization. By civilization, I mean can go to McDonalds in Grand Falls, AND, if the stars are aligned, I might also be able to buy a pair of Franco Sarto boots at the one shoe store that carries more than steel-toed workboots.  

So, anyway, we just barely get on the highway in my Baby, when out of the corner of my left eye, I see something that scares me so bad I start hyperventilating and slap my right hand to my heart to make sure it is still beating. For a full kilometre, I was only going 80km and hour. My Baby started to hyperventilate, too, as She is used to travelling along that stretch of highway at twice that speed.

So, what I saw looking at me from the back of the pick-up truck beside us was two beautiful faces with big, brown eyes. The empty eyes of two deer.

What is left of the city girl inside me freaked out at seeing dead things in the vehicle beside me on the highway.
But the country girl inside me gave myself a few thuds on the chest to get the heart pumping again, and sped up to....ummmm....a faster speed, so Angela could take some shots at the deer. Pictures, I mean.

Angela tried to snap pictures of the deer on the back of the truck from far away. That didn't work. Then she took pictures from behind, but near the truck. That didn't work. So I finally pulled right beside the truck with two dead deer on the back, and kept pace with them while Angela tried to get a picture.


Chasing the Truck Down the Highway
I am sure the driver of the Quebec-plated truck was wondering what the heck two blond women were doing chasing him down the highway at top speed, then easing the Miata up beside him. Maybe he thinks that how men get picked up in New Brunswick....drive your dead deer around on the back of you truck until a woman sees it and gets all excited and chases you down. Oh, deer.
Kinda Icky, Actually. Why Did I want a Picture of This??

Thursday, November 10, 2011

...and Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall....

Hello, friends. It has been a while since I have written here. Suffice to say I needed some private time to lick my wounds, heal my heart, and rekindle my writing soul. Sorry for my absence...I am thinking you might forgive me.

Fall (or "autumn" as my old city friends would call it) is my favorite season. There are 5 reasons why I love fall. I am gonna tell you what those reasons are, just because I can.

1. Fall is the only season where I don't sweat when I am walking outside. In the winter, I typically overdress, so I sweat. In the summer, it is just too hot, so I sweat. I don't go out too much in the spring since I don't like mud and I am afraid that spring fever thing they talk about will overtake me if I see too many young muscular men. That would definitely make me sweat.
I was walking through a fall scene.....

..and around the next bend it almost looked like spring....
2. I love Halloween! I was a child during the Mr. Dressup era, so my goal as a little kid was to grow up and have a "tickle trunk" just like Mr. Dressup. Although I don't have a tickle-truck per se, Mr. Dressup would be envious of my collection of ....ummmm....outfits. Here is me at the Elks children's dance a few weeks ago. Last year I was Tweety, but I had to put that costume away because it made me sweat. By the way, I went to see my Mum dressed like Snow White and I nearly scared the crap out of her. Oops.
Snow White (minus her dwarfs) with her cousin Abbie
3. I love trees, fresh air, and the leaves crunching under my feet. I am thinking in this pic I am loving this tree a little too much.


4. Cabbage, turnips and squash are abundant, and these are some of my favorite foods. I saw an ad in a paper recently where 50 pounds of turnips only cost $12. What a steal!


5. For me, fall is always like a "new beginning". I think it is because I used to love going back to school every year...a new school year, new clothes, new books, new ideas and new experiences. I have begun to embark on what I think is a wonderful new beginning, this fall of 2011. I am happy to be me and be in this place.